TOP 100 HINDI JOKES 2013 (NEW)

TOP 100 Funny Images 2013 (New*)

  1. b bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam ??

Dnt say wah wah Plz feel the pain … (o_O )

bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjam ??

MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnaam..

 

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2.An old Indian women slips on ice

an falls..

She cries.. “Hai meri kismat”..

A gora walks past and says..

“Hi merry christmas to u Too”.X_X

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  1. Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye.

Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye,

Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.

Dono ne kaha thik hai.

1 din guzar gaya sardar nahi aaya.

2 din guzar gaye.

Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lene chahiye.

Jaise hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. “AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA”

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  1. Pappu’s Atittude In Exams.

 

They Give Me Questions Which I Don’t Know.

 

So………………

 

I Give Them Answers Which They Don’t Know.

 

Why???

 

“Tit For Tat“

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  1. Santa: Yaar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu?

Banta: Yehi ki is answer sheet par likhe gaye sabhi answers kalpnik hain jinka kisi bhi book se koi smbandh nahi hai.

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  1. Teacher : Google is a girl or a boy..?

..

..

..

Student: Google is a Girl…..because it won’t let you complete

the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting…..and

you ask only one question…..

but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds…

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  1. A muslim girl wearing a burka was going on the road.

 

The boy going just behind the girl said,”Rafta Rafta dekho aankh jisse ladhi hain.”

 

Girl Replied,”Aankh Jisse ladhi, tere baap se bhi badhi hain

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  1. Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!

 

Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.

 

Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.

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  1. A boy said

I Love U to a girl

Bt

Girl replied

Sorry i lv someone else

 

The boy in sad mood looked

at d girl & said

 

“Batau tere baap ko?” 😉 😀

Source : Jokes in Hindi

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