Yamraj Non Veg Hindi Jokes 2015

Yamraj: Tumne Punya or Paap dono kiye hai…. Is liye Swarg me NaraK milegA…

AAdmi: Vo kaiSe??

Yamraj: Roj Raat Ko 2 Glass Daru & 1 Ladki milegi

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Glaas me ched Hoga, Par ladki me nhi….

Mstikhor bchha

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Girl: Meri BRA Ka Kiya Size Hain..?

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Boy: 32..

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Girl: Kaise.?

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Boy: Kal Toh Kholi Thi..

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Girl: Magar Meri Bra Par Number Nahi

Hain..

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Boy: Toh Kiya Hua.. Civil

Engineer Hun Plot

Dekh Kar Area Bata Sakta

 

Hoon..!

Source : Jokes in Hindi

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