TOP 100 HINDI JOKES 2013 (NEW)

TOP 100 Funny Images 2013 (New*)

  1. b bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam ??

Dnt say wah wah Plz feel the pain … (o_O )

bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjam ??

MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnaam..

 

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2.An old Indian women slips on ice

an falls..

She cries.. “Hai meri kismat”..

A gora walks past and says..

“Hi merry christmas to u Too”.X_X

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  1. Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye.

Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye,

Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.

Dono ne kaha thik hai.

1 din guzar gaya sardar nahi aaya.

2 din guzar gaye.

Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lene chahiye.

Jaise hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. “AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA”

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  1. Pappu’s Atittude In Exams.

 

They Give Me Questions Which I Don’t Know.

 

So………………

 

I Give Them Answers Which They Don’t Know.

 

Why???

 

“Tit For Tat“

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  1. Santa: Yaar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu?

Banta: Yehi ki is answer sheet par likhe gaye sabhi answers kalpnik hain jinka kisi bhi book se koi smbandh nahi hai.

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  1. Teacher : Google is a girl or a boy..?

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..

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Student: Google is a Girl…..because it won’t let you complete

the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting…..and

you ask only one question…..

but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds…

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  1. A muslim girl wearing a burka was going on the road.

 

The boy going just behind the girl said,”Rafta Rafta dekho aankh jisse ladhi hain.”

 

Girl Replied,”Aankh Jisse ladhi, tere baap se bhi badhi hain

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  1. Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!

 

Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.

 

Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.

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  1. A boy said

I Love U to a girl

Bt

Girl replied

Sorry i lv someone else

 

The boy in sad mood looked

at d girl & said

 

“Batau tere baap ko?” 😉 😀

Source : Jokes in Hindi

Broken Heart SMS in Love Shayri SMS

Zaroori toh nahi jo khushi de usi se

pyar ho..

Kyunki.. Sacchi Mohabbat toh

aksar dil todne wale se hi hoti hai…!!

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Kaise Gujharti hai Meri Har Ek Shaam Tere Bagair,

Agar Tu Dekhle To Kabhi Tanhaa Na Chhodtey Mujhe..!

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Gum ki mujh par kuch aisi najar ho gayi

Jab bhi hum hase ye aankhe nam ho gayi

Hum roye bhi toh wo jaan naa sake…aur

Wo udas b huye to hume khabar ho gayi.

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“Kitne DUR Nikal Gaye

RISHTE Nibhate Nibhate…

KHUD Ko KHO Diya Humne

APNO Ko Pate Pate…

LOG Kehte Hain Hum MUSKRATE Bahut Hain…

Aur Hum THAK Gaye

DARD chhupate chhupate…!”

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Tere pyar mein khudko aisa khoya Na Din Mein Soya Na Raat mein Roya … Ab To unki Ruswai se bhi Pyar hai hume,,, Bas khuda se Milne ka Intejaar hai hume Rote Rote Unki Bewafaai hassa jati hai…

Ae khuda tu baata Itna Dard kyu hai jab Unki yaad aati hai…

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Milna tha ittefaq bicharna naseeb tha,,,,

 

wo itne dur ho gaya jitne qareeb tha:,(:,(:,(:,(:,(

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Nahi tum sy koi shikayat Bas itni si Iltija hay

 

Jo Haal kar gay ho khabhi aa ky dekh jana.. frown.png

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Tujhe Haq Diya Hai Maine Dillagi Ka..

Aye Sanam

Tu Mere Dilse Khel Jab Tak Tera Dil Behal Na Jaye..!

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Jane Kya Soch Ke

Lehrein Sahil Se Takrati

Hain;

Aur Phir Se Vapis Laut

Jati Hain;

Samaj Nahi Ata Ke Woh

Kinaro Se Bewafai Karti

Hain;

Ya Phir Laut Ke

Samandar Se Wafa

Nibhati Hain!

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Suna Hai Wo Jate Hue Keh Gay Eke Ab To Hum Sirf Tumare Khabo Me Ayenge,

 

Koi Keh De Unse Ke Wo Wada Kar Lee,

Hum Jindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge…

Source : Jokes in Hindi

Mix Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

Director: maine Draupadi ke role k liye Sunny Leone ko sign kar Lia hai…

Dushasan: Woh to theek hai, Par mein khechoonga kya ??

 

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.डायरेक्टर: मैंने द्रौपदी के रोल के लिए Sunny Leone को साईंन कर लिया है….

 

दुशासन: वोह तोह ठीक है, पर मै खीचूँगा क्या…??

 

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.Once Again Our SARDAR wins English Quiz Contest With His Terrific Reply…!!

 

Question:-Whats The Opposite Of BARCELONA..??

 

Sardar:- ANDAR-SE-DO-NA…!????

 

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.एक बार और सरदार ने अंग्रेज़ी का क्विज़ जीता एक निराले उत्तर के साथ…!!

 

प्रशन: ‘बार्सेलोना’ का उल्टा क्या है…?

 

उत्तर: अन्दर–से–दोना …!!

 

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.Saare Whatsapp group members ko suchana:

 

Kripaya kisi bhi joke ke peeche “Market me naya aaya hai jaldi fwd karo” ka tag laga ke Dimaag ka bhosda na kare. Hum Chutiye nahi baithe. Hum ko pata hai kaunsa joke naya hai kaunsa purana. Aage se apne aap ko bhaandu saabit na kare.

 

Dhanyawaad…!!

 

Jaldi forward karo

 

Ye market mein naya aya hai

 

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.सारे whatsapp ग्रुप मेम्बेर्स को सुचना:

 

कृपया किसी भी joke के पीछे “मार्किट में नया है, जल्दी फॉरवर्ड करो” का टैग लगा के दिमाग की माँ-बहन एक ना करे, हम चूतिये नहीं बेठे | हमको पता है कौनसा joke नया है और कौनसा पुराना.

 

आगे से अपने आप को भांडू साबित ना करें|

 

धन्यवाद…!!

 

जल्दी फॉरवर्ड करो,

 

ये मार्किट में नया आया है….

 

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.Sharma ji ki party me dinner karte hue Verma ji ke pas Mrs Sharma akar boli:Bhaisaab,apne to kuch liya hi nahi!” Or 1 chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.

 

Party khatam hone par Sharma ji ne Verma ji se puchha:

 

“Khana kaisa tha?”

 

Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya thi, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya!

 

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.शर्मा जी की पार्टी में डिनर करते हुए वर्मा जी के पास मिस्सेज शर्मा आ कर बोली:

 

“भाई साहेब, आपने तोह कुछ लिया ही नहीं….” , इतना कहके १ पीस चिकन की टंगड़ी उठा के उनकी प्लेट में रखदी …!!

 

पार्टी ख़तम होने पर शर्मा जी ने वर्मा जी से पूछा:

 

“खाना कैसा था…??”

 

वर्मा जी: व्यंजन तो सभी बढिया थे, पर आखिर में भाभी जी ने जो टां

 

Source : Jokes in Hindi